06-07-28. Last night I saw a big crayfish walking around campus. I was just about to eat it when I noticed some people looking at me. The woman felt bad and put it in a pond.

06-07-14. I went home last week. Christian says he has over 2 million wives and I want to know his secret.

Yesterday, at the Alhambra Public Library, two old men were going to fight, but some librarian came and broke it up. It's probably for the best.

Iron Eagle was way better than Superman Returns.