05-02-16. This morning I made oatmeal spilled it all over my new carpet, my jacket and my shoes. It took so long to clean it up that I didn't have time to eat breakfast.

05-02-13. Yesterday my cousin's son had his first birthday party. He's a cute kid and I ate so much that all I wanted to do was sleep.

My carpet is getting replaced tomorrow which means I have to clean my room for the first time ever.

The other day I saw an armwrestling competition on TV. I probably could have ruined all those guys.

05-02-09. I got some mail at the office addressed to "California Institute of Techno." I hope such a thing never exists.